You are Homer Simpson,
I know you very well.
You have a lot to tell
You can argue with a cell
You love to gorge on doughnut
Your mouth knows not how to shut
You smuggle them and go like "what?"
Homer has got a big gutt (and butt!)
You work at the Nuclear Power Plant
One that you know nothing about
Nevertheless, you whine and rant
You only spin on your seat and pant
You love Duff beer
Marge, give me some more, dear
"Homie, we have none, the fridge is clear"
To Moe's, Homie steers
"Hey Barney? Where's Moe?"
With the laziest voice "I don't know".
Homer: DO'U
Moe comes in "Guys im here, YO"
You have a boy, Bart
He is never ashamed to fart
You often squeeze his neck
And then you head to the Quicky mart
"Hey Apou. What's new?"
"Mr. Homer Sipmson, Try this chew" (Thick Indian accent)
".. it's a sugary treat, made from a shampoo"
"WAAAHW, Apou, Thank you"
You got a smart kid, Liza
An articulate child and loves trees
She is a vegetarian and feeds on peas
She always says "excuse me" and "please"
You have a neighbor a few feet away
"Oh, Ned Flanders is Gay"
But if you need his help today
You'll invite him to a café
Your mom has left you when you were a child
Giving you trauma and a brain gone wild
You looked up and to your dad you smiled
And with this, you were beguiled